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Tech clothing for the counterprogramming era. Every item on this rack talks: open one and ask it anything.

$38
Cream tee with AI PSYCHOSIS printed across the chest
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection

AI PSYCHOSIS tee

For everyone who has watched a chatbot get too confident.

$38
Black tee printed TRAINED ON VIBES
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection

TRAINED ON VIBES tee

Benchmarked on nothing.

$38
Cream tee listing four struck-through banned words
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection

BANNED WORDS tee

Delve. Robust. Comprehensive. Leverage. Struck through, as policy.