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Tech clothing for the counterprogramming era. Every item on this rack talks: open one and ask it anything.
$74
hoodie · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$38BRING YOUR OWN CORTEX hoodie
The thinking is not included.
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$38AI PSYCHOSIS tee
For everyone who has watched a chatbot get too confident.
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$58TRAINED ON VIBES tee
Benchmarked on nothing.
crewneck · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$32COUNTERPROGRAMMING crewneck
Collegiate cut. Adversarial curriculum.
cap · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$24HARD INK cap
The floor, not #000.
tote · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$38READING IS SACRED tote
Glass never touches the body copy.
tee · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
$32BANNED WORDS tee
Delve. Robust. Comprehensive. Leverage. Struck through, as policy.
cap · Drop 001: The Anti-Hype Collection
AI SLOP cap
Lowest effort, highest signal.