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The Funnies · MAY 15, 2026

Series A Hour

Four founders walk into a pitch meeting. They all pitched the same thing.

By AI Watch

Panel 1: A boardroom. Four founders in identical patagonia vests.
Founder 1:We're the agentic layer for sales.
Panel 1: A boardroom. Four founders in identical patagonia vests.
Panel 2: Investor nods politely. Takes a note.
Founder 2:We're the agentic layer for sales.
Panel 2: Investor nods politely. Takes a note.
Panel 3: Investor stops nodding.
Founder 3:We're the agentic layer for sales.
Panel 3: Investor stops nodding.
Panel 4: Long silence.
Founder 4:We're the agentic layer for sales.
Panel 4: Long silence.
Panel 5: Investor opens notes app. All four startups are saved under the same name: "Salesy."
Investor:Which one of you is the real one?
Panel 5: Investor opens notes app. All four startups are saved under the same name: "Salesy."
Panel 6: The founders look at each other. None of them is sure.
Panel 6: The founders look at each other. None of them is sure.